Jersey Shore's Johnny The Unit is having a sexy V-Day
It's Valentine's Day and Johnny the Unit - from Jersey Shore - will be "traveling from a club appearance with my girlfriend Amia but will be making it the most romantic plane flight ever. Gonna make it a mile high Valentine's, if you know what I mean."
Everybody knows what he means. And while it may disturb you to know what he is doing tonight, whats the Shore without some sex, right? "I would always get very excited every year for Valentine's Day because I was always single and as a player it was the easiest day to pick up and have sex with desperate single girls. Like candy from a baby."
When asked what's one thing women don't know about men, he said "That no matter what they think about the man's "unit," if they want the relationship to work and want to have the best sex with that man then they must always tell him that he has the biggest and the best."
As for the opposite, he says men don't know how to please women. "I know the answer though. It's anal and lots of it."
His best piece of advice about the opposite sex is "Don't be negative, a problem or bring drama, particularly in the beginning of getting to know someone, it's important to be fun and escape from the cold world."
When he meets someone for the first time, the first thing he notices about them is their "ass to waist ratio. I call it 'the ratio.'
Happy Valentine's Day.
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